California [US], May 2 (ANI): In April 2022, a screenshot of a news headline circulated on social media, regarding a woman who died after attempting to catch a sword with her vagina. The story was published back in January 2021 by the website Ringsss which stated that a woman named Kelly Browers, 25, of Simi Valley California had passed away from injuries sustained while attempting to catch a sword with her vagina. As Kelly dreamed of making it onto America’s Got Talent, she was honing her craft and getting ready to send in her audition tape when this incident took place.
“Kelly worked her kegel muscles out incredibly hard so she could stop that sword in a split second with her powerful vaginal walls”, said a friend of Kelly’s in the report. During her set Kelly would throw a sword in the air and point her vagina to the sky so she could catch the sword on the way down. Kegel muscles relaxed, that sword would slide right in and when she contracted them, the sword would stay in place saving her internal organs from disaster, the report said.
During her set, Kelly threw a sword into the air and turned her vagina into the sky so she could catch the sword along the way. Kegels muscles relaxed, her sword slipped in quickly, and when she contracted them, her sword stayed in place, saving her internal organs from the disaster. “Unfortunately Kelly lacked the ability to close her vagina on time”, the medical examiner said. “That pulled muscle was the difference between America’s Got Talent and death. All true greatness comes at a price and Ms. Bowers paid the price”, Clyde Willem spokesman for the Browers family, the report said.
The original piece which claimed that the woman had died while practising a routine in which she caught a sword with her vagina had actually turned out to be a piece of SATIRE. There is no truth to this story. The website Ringsss states in its header that it was ‘VOTED BEST SATIRE SITE ON THE PLANET 3 TIMES IN A ROW NON CONSECUTIVELY’ and explains in its ‘About Us’ page that it is ‘a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.’
This piece of satire, like many of the stories on Ringsss and other entertainment sites like World News Daily Report, was illustrated with an unrelated mugshot. While we haven’t been able to identify the person in this photo, this photo first caught the internet’s intention when it was published by “Mugshawtys,” a social media account that publishes attractive mugshots. (ANI)
